What kind of crime would you be suited for?

I'm just curious. What kind of crimes do you believe you'd be suited for? I'll go first.


Arson
Drug dealing

Pre-stroke: Bank robbery, shop lifting, smuggling, and jaywalking.

Killing / torturing / brutality.

I'm a sadistic little shit like that.

If I could be a professional criminal, I'd probably choose the stereotypically glamorous lifestyle of the bank robber. Casing joints for weeks with my crew and pulling off the perfectly executed heist. I'm way too paranoid to live any form of criminal lifestyle though.

I'd probably get done for assault... maybe even murder. I'm fucking scary when I'm angry.

I don't get angry anymore lol

Piracy, intelligent piracy though. Like an ex-russian Navy vessel. Jam their radar and have some real firepower. That and I love the sea.

I'd be so good at doing crimes, they'd become legal so I could do them professionally.

Boy oh boy is the NSA going to watch this forum now.

ASTA wrote:Boy oh boy is the NSA going to watch this forum now.

well yeah, since they basically are criminals, they gotta get pointers somewhere, right?