General Game Chat

Blacklight is funny when you get a shotgun. :3

Spoiler:

I love having swanky high level armor uwu

BUT do you have a Devastator Spinfusor?

XoPachi wrote:BUT do you have a Devastator Spinfusor?

What

You mean you don't have one?

XoPachi wrote:You mean you don't have one?

I dont even know what that is

QAQ
That's a quintessential tool to a Brute's loadout!!!

A Brute sounds like a very offensive class, and I dont play offensive classes in games often lol

l4d's bots are fucking stupid

Kaizy wrote:A Brute sounds like a very offensive class, and I dont play offensive classes in games often lol

You would actually be surprised. As powerful as they are, playing offense isn't smart. They're for defending the base. The weapons they use aren't suited for open combat...unless you're me and can shit down a pro player's throat AFTER I bang his wife. ;3

I like defensive support roles

I changed my elementalist from a full on aggro build to a defensive team healer and damn do I love it

Give her fractal grenades! Ultimate defensive tool! \:3/

We arent even talking about the same game, shush

XoPachi wrote:Give her the d

FTFY

Kaizy wrote:We arent even talking about the same game, shush

And that's a BIG problem. :<

Working on a rant.

http://sta.sh/0wdfxip03nu

I miss Nexuiz. I remember playing the DarkPlaces version of it, never knew anyone who'd get it because "it must be a halo ripoff lolz" and the people who'd played the DarkPlaces version of it with me had no money to buy it.  

Nexuiz fucking OWNED. I was actually trying to get good, but the community died for no reason.

So, first impressions of GTA V. After playing it yesterday in the few hours of free time I have, I have a couple things to say about it. My favourite thing about it so far is that the police are harder to lose. Had a Drive style car chase earlier, which led to me having to shake the chopper in a multi story car park. The first heist was kind of underwhelming. The game held my hand all the way through it. Hope it gets more challenging now that I'm past act I.

How to be an asshole:

The recent Guild Wars 2 update made my favorite boss impossible to beat

Literally, only one server apparently managed to beat him
My server just pissed themselves and rolled around in the mud while Tequatl stomped on everyone

Now you know how I feel when I tried a MILLION tries to solo the BLands 2 Dragons.

Ironically enough, the boss is a dragon

And its fucking impossible
Hes like, god-tier now, with ridiculous defenses out the ass

The fight itself goes somewhat like this. As it starts, everyone bum rushes him like a pack of crazed idiots, and he starts creating about 50 little bone tentacle things all over the area. Then he starts dropping the most irritating part of the entire fight, poison death clouds. Like he drops AoEs that poison/damage everything in the area, and when you dodge out of the way, they just fucking teleport to where you dodged to and you fucking die. Usually by this point, the map is just entirely lit up with blue symbols for every downed player. Then he throws up a bone wall to protect himself, at which point everyone is either dead or too distracted trying to kill all the mobs of the undead that have been spawning the entire match and destroying the cannons, and no one bothers to try and go after the wall. If by some miracle they do take down the wall, theyre immediately met with a shockwave caused by Tequatl stomping around like a maniac, which shoves you back a good 100 feet and causes your health to plummet. Then for about 15-20 seconds, you have a small window of opportunity to start unleashing attacks on him, but by this point, almost everyone is dead and a lot of people spend this time desperately trying to revive people instead of attacking. The few that do attack notice that his health just will not drop because they apparently beefed him up so much that you may as well be pelting him with wads of paper. Ive never even seen the health bar drop below 90% since the update. Once that little window of opportunity for attacking disappears, he immediately starts dropping the poison AoEs and the cycle repeats over and over.
And the kicker...theres like a 10 minute timer on this whole event. You have to take him down in literally 10 fucking minutes or you fail and the event doesnt start for another 3 hours.

They beefed up all the other bosses too, but the problem is theyre still beatable. Hell, even fucking Jormag, the level 80 dragon that took about a 20-30 minutes to beat pre-update is still beatable within 20-30 minutes. In fact, hes actually easier now. The level 80 boss that spews high level mobs while youre trying to kill him is now easier than the level 65 boss.

The only benefits to the update were the increased difficulty made all the other bosses a bit more challenging to a degree that was still doable and had them drop more rare loot. Tequatl though, hes on fucking steriods.

Spoiler:

Nintendo is now Capcom level.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/09/18/wii-sports-club-announced-for-wii-u

XoPachi wrote:Nintendo is now Capcom level.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/09/18/wii-sports-club-announced-for-wii-u

Im so glad I dont buy consoles anymore